Commakazi

Still with us, sigh,
the faux comp instructor 
whose heart's desire...
uniform comma usage
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comma soldiers, in formation

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Fie on thee, faux comp instructor!
Pry thine mind to thoughts provocative,
expression vocative,
vocation polka-dotted....
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And cut the crap,
brave some rhetoric,
grow some nuts,
brain, heart, and stummich.

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making waves
the comma way

comma comma comma, comma comma comma,
ooh! making caterpillars, the comma way!

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renegades in comma families
(sometimes more than one!)

a comma walks into a bar, the bartender says, Hey we don't serve commas here,
and the comma says,

Gin and tonic, easy on the splice

making ical
the comma way

4/
nothing can come between u,s

making tragedy
the comma way

5/
ammocammocammocammoc
backwards commas
mud sounds
grasshoppers chewing for the microphone